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March 23 联词连接一道题目要求把以下四句话用关联词连接：
1、张海迪姐姐瘫痪了； 2、张海迪姐姐顽强地学习； ３、张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语； 4、张海迪姐姐学会了针灸。 正确答案应该是："张海迪姐姐虽然瘫痪了，但顽强地学习，不仅学会了多门外语，而且还学会了针灸。
结果有一个孩子写：虽然张海迪姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语，可她还是瘫痪了。
又发现一个更猛的孩子写道：张海迪姐姐不但学会了外语，还学会了针灸，她那么顽强地学习，终于瘫痪了。 March 16 Lord, Build Me a BridgeLord, Build Me a Bridge A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" November 11 阿母的信阿母的信
親愛的兒子： 我這封信寫得很慢 因為我知道你看字不快
（寫的慢跟人家看的快不快有什麼關係…） 我們已經搬家了，不過地址沒改，因為搬家順便把門牌帶來了。
（天阿，妳太天才了吧，誰知道您搬到哪呀-_-b） 這禮拜下了二次雨，第一次下了三天，第二次下了四天
（那不是等於一個禮拜都在下雨嗎…） 昨天我們去買披薩店員問說：請問要切成8片還是12片？妳勤儉的外婆說：切成8片好了，切成12片恐怕吃不完！
（大小不都一樣…） 那間店披薩還不錯，改天我們全家再一起去街口的餐館吃牛排 （披薩店不錯跟去吃牛排有什麼關係@@??）
還有你阿姨說你要我寄去的那件外套，因為郵寄時會超重，所以我們把釦子剪下來放在那件外套的口袋裡。
（這樣會比較輕嗎？） 你姊姊今天早上生了，因為我還不知道到底是男的或女的，所以我不曉得你要當阿姨還是舅舅。
（有男的阿姨嗎-_-b） 媽媽最近沒什麼事，我會再寫信給你。
ps.我們本來要寄錢給你，但是信封已經黏好了 |
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